Andre the Cyberpunk’d dachshund STATS:
- Laser eye smartlink for deadly sonic bark beam accuracy (manufacturer top secret)
- Sub-dermal throat installed precision sonic bark emitter (essentially an ion beam of sorts)
- Lenovo CM6760 cranial Data chip deck
- Carbon and elasta-titanium weaved LONG ARMOR
from RMA Defense Inc.- Raytheon M75 methane compressor in rear for extra rancid farts (tactical usage only. Recreational and practical joke usage forbidden by article 81 appendix ‘F’ of Cyberpunker handbook)
